unusually voluminous sea snot

wdsgdg
 

 

 

 

 
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Fuss over my aquariums and change people's hair color.
 
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Artichoke bread, thai iced tea, teal.
 
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
Toilet paper.
 
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
Vintage freshwater aquarium books, Up, Twin Peaks.
 
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
Wonderland. Cuddle with everyone.
 
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Cheese, fruit punch, bright red.
 
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
nope.
 
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
The fancy lacy black ones.
 
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
I haven't read enough books to have a distinct least favorite, A Fish Called Wanda, Antique's Roadshow.
 
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
Squeak.
 
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
I have a vile containing a pair of bird legs preserved in isopropyl alcohol that I cut off a dead bird myself.
 
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
I involuntarily hiccup once or twice when I'm mildly to moderately upset.
 
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
I don't
understand
 
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
Carnivorous plants, at least one pit bull, adequate lighting, a yard, and various tropical fishes.
 
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
I want to be an axolotl because fluffy external gills and eternal youth (until u die).
 
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
I have no idea. Something really queer.
 
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
Andrew Jackson Jihad, This Is a Long Drive for Someone With Nothing to Think About, Loose Lips.
 
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
I associate it with people I like and I can listen to it for long periods of time without getting sick of it.
 
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
Maybe like 15? I liked seeing Hunx and his Punx a lot and Andrew Jackson Jihad and Kimya Dawson, I didn't like Beach Fossils which was rly disappointing because they have a cool name.
 
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
"I'll be a great big ball of burning gas and I'll be sitting on my big fat ass
Sipping cristal light beside a plastic wading pool
And the next day I'll be somewhere else part of me will hate myself
Part of me will know deep down that I am pretty cool" Being Cool by Kimya Dawson (I just like Kimya Dawson a whole lot okay)
 
21: Who do you ship?
Sinks.
 
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
I have many a band shirt and CD
 
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
Former teacherfriends.
 
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
I don't keep track of these things.
 
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
I don't know this is a weird question don't talk to me just give me the nutella

It feels like the end of the year.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What was the first thing that attracted you to your current partner?
which one
 
Do you think that physical attributes are more important in maintaining a successful relationship, or do you think that friendship maintains a relationship?
The latter. It doesn't matter how attractive a person is if they're a total ass on the inside. <--What Roo said.

when you look at a woman, what is the first thing you notice?
I'm not sure.

do you think it’s okay to keep noticing another woman/man after you are in a committed relationship? does this change when you are married?
It's whatever.

what is the first thing that you notice when you look at a man?
alkdjg Don't know.

describe the way your partner smells.
Harold smells like both of them now.

how you describe your partner to other people?
Badass high femme with an affinity for liquor stores with blinky lights and erratic puppy dog with a teenage boy brain.

when was the last time you took a shower with your partner?
nevar.

if your friend was cheating on their spouse, do you think you should tell their partner?
I don't think I would.

how old were you when you had your first kiss?
This age.

how old were you the first time you had sex?
See above.

how old were you the first time you thought you were in love?
Fifteen, I think.

did you parents tell you about sex, or did you already know?
I already knew it was a thing that existed. When my parents tried to give me "the talk," I just sort of screamed "LALALALALALALALALA I CAAANN'TTT HEEAAARRR YOUUUUU!1!!!!1!11" while covering my ears until they stopped.
 
describe your parents’ marriage. what was the best part and the worst part in your opinion?
They've been separated for about four years.

who was the first person who died in your life and how did you feel?
Uhm,
Not including pets, it was my kindergarten teacher. I think I had a pretty average reaction.
 
Do you believe in God?
No.

if you had one day to live, what would you do?
I would take a road trip with important people to tide pools and be overly and disgustingly affectionate at everyone.

were you ever sexually, emotionally, or verbally abused?
ehhh. Not really.

what is the one thing that would be a relationship breaker for you?
Animal abuse and/or if someone intentionally kills something in front of me when they know I can't handle that.
 
how important do you think monogamy is to a relationship?
It depends on the relationship and the people and aksjafhksjf.

how do you feel about having children?
no.

if you were really in trouble, who would you go to for advice?
Jade.
 
1. If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road, would you pick it up and keep it?
I'd give it to my partner.

2. Did you and your mom ever have a big fight that caused you to move out?
Nope.

3. Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house?
Yeah. They're at my house like three times a week at least.

4. Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better?
Both were good. Very different.

5. Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend?
I'm working on Saturday and making people entertain me on Sunday. Maybe dyeing my hair.

6. How about you, do you have a bf/gf?
I don't know? gender.

7. Could you date someone very attractive who thought they were better than everyone else?
I would.

8. So do you have a best friend?
I have a few of those.

9. What would you do if your best friend kissed the last person you kissed?
I would be
seriously concerned.

10. Do you dislike anyone?
Yes.

11. Did you message your best friend today?
Mhm.

12. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now?
Maybe.

13. Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes?
always

14. How do you feel about your hair right now?
It's soft and blue and getting sort of long. I like it. It needs redyeing.

15. Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
I doubt it.

16. Who did you last see shirtless?
ksjg
uhm.

17. How would you feel if you got the person you liked?
alskjfksdjg

18. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating?
I've done that already.

19. Do you like to make the first move?
Nuh-uh. I never think people want me to do that, so I don't.

20. Do you think you will ever be married?
Maybe. I enjoy the idea of the huge fancy party.

21. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
who hasn't

22. Is it possible to be single and happy?
4shur

23. Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
Male.

24. Do you remember who you liked on New Year’s?
Yeah.

25. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person.

26. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
I guess. I don't see any reasons why I should do that though.

27. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
duh

28. Is there anyone who likes you?
a few people I think? weird.

29. If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad?
nope.

30. Do you understand football?
nnnnnnnnnnno.

31. What’s the first thing you heard this morning?
Maybe my aquarium filter.

32. Who last called you beautiful?
Mariah, I think.

33. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Nuh-uh. I wish. I like talking to people until I fall asleep. It's comforting.

34. How many kids do you want when you get older?
none or less.

35. Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week?
Ehhhhhhhh.I haven't been in the past. I'm not sure about now.

36. Ever been called a jerk/b!tch?
Mhm.

37. Do you have feelings for anyone?
Yeah.

38. If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think?
I would be like
"God fcking dammit, ______."

39. What’s your full name?
no

40. Are you young or old?
I'm a baby.

41. What’s the gender?
That is
a good question.

42. How’s your heart been lately?
Beaten and pulled in all sorts of different directions.

43. Why aren’t you in bed?
I /am/ in bed.

44. Did you do laundry today?
I folded my partner's laundry.

45. What kind of computer do you have?
I have an HP laptop and a humongous desktop gaming computer of some sort that I use for music storage purposes.

46. Are there always other fish in the sea?
It would be disastrous if the sea stopped having fish in it.

47. What can your tongue do?
Cause people to make frustrated noises.

48. What do you think your mom does when she goes out?
uhh
Bible study group.

49. Do chickens have feelings?
They seem like they do. I always just assume things have feelings. It's preferable to assuming things don't have feelings and being an inconsiderate butthole to everything.

50. Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made?
It's pretty great.

51. So how are you feeling today?
Strange.

52. Where is your sister right now?
I wasn't aware that I had a sister.

53. Name five things you did today?
Slept, cuddled at people, aquired lots of new bruises, watched tv, cleaned about an eighth of my partner's bedroom while they fckd.

54. What kind of phone do you have?
samsung gravity 2 android smartphone somethingorother.

55. What are you listening to?
My dad's tv from the other room.

56. What do you smell like?
I smell like other people and questionable things.

57. What color are your eyes?
Green.

58. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill?
I don't know what that is.

59. Do you know someone named Betsy?
Nu.

60. What colour is your mom’s hair?
Blonde.

61. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name?
Yes. Pitbull. Dune.

62. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
The one that comes to mind is my version of Matterial Girl that involved gnomes.

63. Are you married?
To Kat.

64. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
I don't have any.

65. Do you play an instrument?
Nope.

66. Do you like fire?
I like it when it's in my fireplace and keeping me warm.

67. Are you allergic to anything?
Lotsa stuff.

68. Have you ever been to a spa?
I refuse.

69. Do you miss someone?
Yes. I just saw them like
less than an hour and a half ago. Get it together, Sierra.

70. Views on premarital sex?
Uhhh. Yes.

71. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
The sound of my nails scraping against the bottom of the washing machine, my mom's phone noise, and anything produced by an infant.

72. Do you know how to do a cartwheel?
I've never been able to do cartwheels before.

73. What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses?
Like $20 if they're especially magnificent. I'm very picky about sunglasses. I like big, round, brightly colored, bug eye-lookin' ones.

74. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep?
I'm not sure that we even own a vacuum.

75. Do you shower naked?
Sometimes.

76. Does wearing glasses really make people look smart?
I don't know.

77. Are you ADD or ADHD?
I'm mildly ADD, I think. Not enough for it to be much of an issue. You'd probably notice it more if my anxiety didn't already destroy any hope of focus on schoolwork first.

78. Do your bandaids have cartoons on them?
I have hello kitty ones.

79. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have?
*noncommital shrug*

80. In one word, how would you define yourself?
*points at thesaurus*
Maladroit.

81. Tell me about a dream you had recently?
All of my memories of dreams fall out of my brain as soon as anyone asks me that.

82. Who’s the funniest drunk person you know?
I think it would be hilarious to see Roro drunk.

83. How did you feel when you woke up?
Lazy.

84. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
I was wondering how long I'd slept for. It was about ten hours.

85. Name something great that happened on Friday?
The Grinch.

86. When was the last time you saw your father?
Like an hour ago.

87. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Not really. I'm content with the facebook conversation I'm having with this person. I wouldn't mind it if somebody showed up at my house to keep me company though.

88. Have you ever been kissed by a person whose name starts with J?
uhh
I can't remember? I don't think so.

89. Do you crack your knuckles?
Too much.

90. What were you doing twenty minutes ago?
The same exact thing I am doing right this minute.

91. You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you?
You got me.

92. Have you held hands with anyone in the past twenty-four hours?
mhm.

93. What would you do if your partner still kept pictures of their ex?
They do that.

94. What if your partner went through your cellphone?
I would scream at them.

95. What if your partner was flirting with another girl/boy?
*shrug*

96. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
I don't think I ever stand a chance with anyone
so
yes.

97. You want someone/something?
I want someone to cuddle with right now because I am cold and alone.

98. Is there really a difference between Coke and Pepsi?
I don't really know? I would assume so. Lots of people make quite a fuss over it.

99. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
all of them

100. Are there any mistakes with your last ex you wish you could change?
I guess.

101. Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up?
My parents.

102. Background on your computer?
Howl's Moving Castle

103. Have you cried recently?
I don't remember.

104. Who has hurt you the most?
sdkj.

105. Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now?
I'm as happy as I could be with it given the circumstances.

106. What language do you want to learn?
r u kidding me
I do not have the attention span to learn an entire new language. I've barely got a basic grasp on this one.
 
107. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response?
I CAN'T DRIVE U IDIOT

108. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

The heaviest of sighs.
 

 

 

 

 

Are flea markets trashy?
Some of them are. I don't particularly care for the ones that mostly sell cheaply made new things. They aren't inherently trashy though.

Do you like ranch with your pizza?
Gross.

Would you ever live in a farmhouse?
Maybe.
 
Have you ever hung upside down from a tree?
I'm not strong enough to.
 
What was your favorite thing on the playground to play on?
Swings. Swings frickin rule.

Do you like to shop at Good Will?
Sometimes. Good Will is kind of overpriced imo. I'm spoiled.
 
If you could ban absolutely anything in your country, what would it be?
Feta cheese.

Piercings: ewie or yay?
Yay.

Do you believe in angels, luck, karma and/or demons?
Karma.

Tell me what exactly is going through your head right now.
Cramps. Ow.

What is most disturbing to you?
When people eat their pizza backwards.

Ever just looked at someone and just felt your heart melt?
Mhm.

Ever poured your heart out to your parents cause they didn't understand?
I think so.
 

Has a guy ever called you beautiful to your face, and acted totally sincere?
No? Maybe. Probably not. Kinda.
 
Sunrise or sunset?
Sunrise, but only when I haven't slept all night.
People always try to get me to look at sunsets and I'm like "yes the sky is colors that's very nice can I go back inside now"

Whats your favorite thing about spring?
It not being winter anymore.

Ever consider going out with someone 7-9 years older than you?
I hadn't considered it. I wouldn't do that at the age that I am now.

Societies idea of skinny, or pretty is pretty pathetic. agree?
what. That makes a negative amount of sense.
Society's idea of pretty is very narrow and it makes me unhappy.

Are you scared to throw up?
No?

What can you hear right now, other than the keyboard?
Jeremy's Storm by Tame Impala and my laptop speakers being crackly.
 
How far away is the closest window to you?
Less than ten feet.

What did you have for dinner last night?
Pancakes.
 
Describe your pyjamas.
They have fishes on them.
 
Do you have any glow in the dark stars for your ceiling?
Of course.
 
Describe the underwear youre wearing right now.
I think they're yellow. I'm too lazy to check.
 
What is your usual breakfast?
Toast with vegan butter.

How attracted are you to the last person that kissed you?
aslkdjfkasjdgn

Name something that you are doing tonight.
Soaking my ear lobes in warm salt water.
 
What was the last clothing item you wore that doesn't belong to you?
I don't recall. Chaos' hat, maybe.

Do you have any bruises on either of your legs?
Probably.
 
What is the last thing you stole?
I took a sip of Randie's tea without permission.
 
What did you wear to bed last-night?
Black leggings, grey and yellow striped pajama pants, and a grey tank top.

What gives you anxiety?
Writing.

What's the last thing that really scared you?
Wednesday night.
 
Has a boyfriend ever made you breakfast?
Nuh-uh.

Do you think all porn stars are whores?
I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. It isn't my place to decide whether or not someone is one of those.

Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?
Yeah.
 
What is the best word to describe your skin tone?
Kittywampus.
 
What is the last book you read?
Watchmen.

How much money is in your wallet right now?
Zero dollars and a couple checks.

What is your favorite chocolate bar?
no.

What is the last thing you wrote down?
Someone's phone number.

Which song would you most like played at your wedding?
Oh man. You can't make me decide that now. There are too many songs. That is just cruel.
I'm not telling.
 
What is something you are really dreading?
Having to get up to go to the bathroom.

What is something you REALLY want to do tomorrow?
I want to take the ferry into the city in the rain.
 
Are you part Irish?
Yeah.

Would you rather learn how to skateboard, ski, snowboard or surf?
Skateboard. Snow is gross and I have no interest in doing anything in the ocean that isn't looking at sea creatures.
 
Do you like the red Powerade?
I dunno what that is.
 
Do you like hot dogs?
Nope.

When was the last time you took a nap?
Couple days ago. It was more of a waking up, doing some stuff, and going back to bed though.

What was the last thing you watched on the TV?
The last tv show I watched was Sister Wives.
I can see my dad playing Bubbles in my peripheral vision.
 
Are you worried about anything right now?
akdsjgh. You could say that.

Anything you're craving right now?
I could use a smoothie.
 
What's the last movie you watched?
The Cure. It was so sad and adorable. I died a little.
 
Have you gotten any bug bites recently?
There was a flea on my hand a while ago. I'm not sure if it bit me or not.

What is something that is bothering you right now?
I hurt.
 
Will you be in a relationship one month from now?
I don't know.
 
Could you go a day without talking to the last person you kissed?
Yeah. I don't do it very often though.
 
What time did you wake up today?
7:30 and 11:30

How many bracelets do you have on right now?
0

Do you have someone you have late night conversations with?
Uh-huh.

Do you like mac n cheese?
Nuh-uh.

If there was a large spider in your room, would you stay in the room?
Yes. I'd either capture it and put it outside or just let it chill there, depending on how lazy I was.

What color are the sheets on your bed?
I don't have sheets on my bed. I don't like them.

Garlic knots or garlic bread?
Garlic bread. Idk wtf a garlic knot is.

Uggs or crocs?
Uggs. 'Least they're warm.
 
Are you wearing any body sprays/perfumes/colognes?
Nope.

why

If you've been kicked in or abused or mistreated or misused
You were told there is nowhere to go but up for you
If you've been hurt or you've been betrayed
Or you've been fucked or you've been displaced
You were told it was probably your fault anyway
 
But when your Hustler subscription and your Xanax prescriptions
Make you feel lonelier instead
You don't want to hear about all those starving children
You don't want to be told it's all in your head
'Cause if it's all in your head, that's terrible
 
I saw a junkie lying in a puddle of his own blood last week
I saw a cyclist get hit by a car
I saw a homeless guy chug a bottle of mouthwash on Christmas Eve
No, you can never fall too far
 
You can by a salad glove, you can by an iPod
And you can sell that shit to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job
You can hope it gets better, you can follow your dreams
But hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping
 
My friend Erin says, "at best, we're all two or three bad decisions away
from becoming the ones that we fear and pity"
And Tony says it's important to bear some witness when you can
And that’s not hard to do in the city that I live in
 
You don't have it any better, you don't have it any worse
You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer
And that’s a huge bummer
 
-Andrew Jackson Jihad – People II 2: Still Peoplin'
 

 

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I'm not confused, I'm just indecisive.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Occasionally. Luckily my ringtone for texts isn't loud enough to wake me up anymore.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Yeah, I would care. As long as it wasn't excessive or getting in the way of stuff, I could be okay with it though.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
No.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Drawing A Very Sad Cupcake.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
I'm five years older, walking home from some bar close to my house, I'm totally lost, hanging off Roro and giggling like an idiot at the road.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
be
upset.
8: Are you close with your dad?
Yeah.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Maybe one of my rats.
10: What are you listening to?
How Long Must I Wait - Dr. Dog
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Sparkling water.
12. Do you like hickeys?
I've never had one, but most likely.
13: What time do you go to bed?
Between 11 and 2, usually.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Me, I do.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
No, not really.
16: Do you always answer your texts?
Most always.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No. I couldn't if I wanted to.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
A few minutes ago.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yeah.
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I was mentally whining about not being able to sleep even after having taken nyquil.
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Two rats and two fish.
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
It seems that way.
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
I think so. I don't remember. Maybe not.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yes.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Out of frustration from distressingly painful cold symptoms.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Black with Tim Curry's mouth across my boobs.
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
No, that would be weird.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
If they are, I don't care because I haven't noticed.
29: Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, I have a few.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah. It will be.
31: Who was your last call from?
dunno man.
32: Are you mad at anyone?
I can't remember.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Nuh-uh.
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
Seventeen.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
don't make me math.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
I wanna take a road trip to tide puddles and artichoke bread soon.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Mhm.
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? 
Eh, not really.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
I don't do secrets.
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
For a while, but I got over it.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
To some extent.
42: Are you available?
I guess.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
One or two.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Septum.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sometimes.
46: Do you regret anything?
I regret everythinggg.
My boobs hurt because I'm laying on them weird.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah. I don't like it when that happens.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
Nope. It was definitely intentional.
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
Not gay enough.
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Yeah.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Yes.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
Some sort of pancake subspecies.
54: Did you get any compliments today?
I got a buttload of 'em because I was around neighbors that haven't seen me since last year all day.
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
vacation......................*spaces out*
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
I don't wanna list them.
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? 
Girls.
58: Where have you lived most of your life? 
Here.
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
From here to Oregon last month.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
I've watched other people play it, but I don't think I've actually participated.
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Nuh-uh. 
62: Who do you text the most?
Mariah, maybe? I text a lot of people a lot of things a lot of the time.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
The Royal Tenenbaums. I got it on VHS at our garage sale today.
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
I don't?? have one?????
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
all of them
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
Mhm.
67: Do you curse around your parents?
I think I said the eff word when I was really upset at my mom once.
68: Are you happy with where you live?
For the most part.
69: Do you collect anything?
Dead things.
70: What’s your favourite colour?
BATHMAN.
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
Nnnnnnnnope.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Not to my knowledge.
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Sleep.
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
nope.
75: Does your last ex have a job?
Uh, I hope so.
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
I already have that information???
77: Where is your cellphone?
my
BUTT
 

 

78: What colour is your cellphone?
Dark blue.
79: What did you dream of last night?
I don't remember.
80: Are you atheist?
Mainly.
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
It depends on whether or not the person I am marrying has a bad@$$ last name.
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
Fnck no.
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
Nuh-uh.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Feeshpants.
85: Are you a nerd?
About some things. I'm a nerdburger subspecies.
 

 

 

 

 
Things I need to stop second guessing and do or else:
 
Dye hair,
 
Get ears pierced,
 
Finish Watchmen,
 
Get a job,
 
Get learner's permit,
 
Get better at bike riding,
 

 
Other things:
 
Play more of that Pokemon game Roro sent me,
 
Order some stuff off the internets,
 
Test water the living room aquarium, and if it's suitable, put some algae eaters in there,
 
Be more spikey,
 
Take a road trip to see the tide pools,
 
Draw more,
 
Be nice.

hi

I really miss her.

adkjfsdkjg
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Let's get weird.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Because cookies are pickles, pickles are cookies, salads are sandwiches and sandwiches are salads.
 
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
I haven't gotten any recently.
 
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Of course I would care. I wouldn't really have much of an issue with it as long as they weren't a dumbass though, and I doubt I would have one of those as a significant other anyways.
 
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
~It's complicated~
 
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Watching Korra with Roro.
 
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Roro is with me.
 
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
That's not possible because I'm not with anyone right now.
 
8: Are you close with your dad?
I am, yeah.
 
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Nnnnope.
 
10: What are you listening to?
The aquarium filter from the other room, Rotten Apple by Screaming Females, and the various noises my laptop decides to emit.
 
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Taro bubble tea slush.
Except that would be really gross.
 
12. Do you like hickeys?
Yeah.
 
13: What time do you go to bed?
Sometime between 10:30pm and 3:00am.
 
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Me.
 
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
Nuh-uh.
 
16: Do you always answer your texts?
Almost always.
 
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No.
 
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
This morning.
 
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Mhm.
 
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Probably "no don't fall asleep you should at least watch another episode of korra with roro no no noooooo-"
 
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
The stuffed octopus Nna got me for my birthday.
 
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Basically, yeah.
 
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
I seriously doubt it.
 
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yes.
 
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Yeah.
 
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
I'm, uh, not wearing one.
 
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Eugh, no. That would be awful. I love calling people by their last names though.
 
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Not to my knowledge.
 
29: Do you have a best friend?
I have a few of those.
 
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Um, yes and no.
 
31: Who was your last call from?
My dad.
32: Are you mad at anyone?
Yeah, kinda sorta.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
adfkjshdkgh
 
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
stop asking me these questionsss
 
35: How many more days until your birthday?
Ugh, I can't math. I have the dumb.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
Mhm.
 
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Yes.
 
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
I guess.
 
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Maybe? I don't know. I don't really do the whole secret thing.
 
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
sdlgj STOP
 
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
Yeah, duh.
 
42: Are you available?
I guess.
 
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
Um, one since I left.
 
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Septum, maybe? That would probably look really silly. I don't know if I care though.
 
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
In some cases, yes.
 
46: Do you regret anything?
Lots of things.
 
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
My teeth feel really gross.
 
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah.
 
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
u g h
 
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
SHUT UP
 
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
I'm gonna die,.
 
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
I'm gonna kill you.
 
53: What was the last thing you ate?
Cereal.
 
54: Did you get any compliments today?
I don't think so.
 
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
I'm going to the Oregon Country Fair in July, but I'll be working some of the time there, so I don't know if it counts as a vacation.
 
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
askjfh Yes.
 
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
Girls.
 
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
Here.
 
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
Saturday.
 
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
I've watched people play it.
 
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Nope.
 
62: Who do you text the most?
Mariah, maybe.
 
63: What was the last movie you saw?
Foot Loose.
 
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
I don't
have one.
 
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
One.
 
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
ffffffffff.
 
67: Do you curse around your parents?
Nuh-uh.
 
68: Are you happy with where you live?
For the most part I am.
 
69: Do you collect anything?
I collect everything.
 
70: What’s your favourite colour?
Teal.
 
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
Not really, no.
 
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Not that I know of.
 
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
I might go to work.
 
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
Nope.
 
75: Does your last ex have a job?
Hopefully.
 
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
She is, as far as I know.
 
77: Where is your cellphone?
Next to my laptop.
 
78: What colour is your cellphone?
Dark blue.
 
79: What did you dream of last night?
BLC people.
 
80: Are you atheist?
Mostly, I guess.

Chia seeds are delicious.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Have you ever flown first class?
Nope. I've only flown once.
Same.

Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?
California. I have no interest in going to Vermont, or skiing, for that matter.

What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?
Mushrooms.

Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?:
Fiction.

Would you rather read books or magazines?:
Books.

Have you ever seen a shooting star?:
Mhm. Lots of them.

Have you ever had your cheek pinched by a relative?:
Probably.

Have you ever torn your pants in public?:
I've ripped the knees before.
 
Do you know how a bill is passed in Congress?:
No.
 
Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?
I forget what a conjunction is.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?:
Twice, if I'm not being lazy.

Do you chew on ice?:
I love chewing on ice.

Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?
The
internet.

Are you allergic to anything?:
Country music.

How many times a week do you wash your hair?:
'bout every other day.
 
Do you own any plaid pants?:
I don't.

Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?:
Earthquakes.
 
Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?
Uh,
probably.
 
Have you ever touched a live chicken?:
I have four of them, so yes, of course.
 
What about a live turkey?:
I think so.

Do you sleep in pajamas?:
Yeah,

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?:
I dunno. You can't make me get up.

Did you just try it?
I'm not a part of your system.

What is the opposite of a hamburger?
Penguins.

Do you talk in your sleep?:
Not that I know of.

Have you ever played in the rain?
Yeah.

Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
No, but I know someone who has. They're creepy as heck.

If you didn’t have any knives, what would you use to spread butter on bread?
My tongue.
 
Have you ever swallowed your gum?:
Yeah. I hate it when that happens.
 
Have you ever been ice fishing?:
Nuh-uh. That sounds like it would be my /least/ favorite thing.

Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?:
My alarm went off in the middle of math class while the new teacher was giving us some sort of introductory lecture or something. I got in trouble.
 
Have you ever called 911 by accident?:
Nope.

Have you ever gone white water rafting?
That sounds really uncomfortable.
 
Have you ever faked sick?
No, not really. I've exaggerated existing symptoms though.
 
How many times have you broken a bone?
Not never.

Can you do a flip on a trampoline?:
Definitely not.
 
Have you ever surfed?:
Nuh-uh. I had a body board once, but it snapped in half.

Have you ever fallen off a horse?:
I don't think so.
 
Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?
Maybe.

Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?
I don't think anyone would let me near a pogo stick.

Do you eat breakfast?
Yeah. It's the most important meal of the day, you know.

Would you rather shave your head or stop talking for a year?:
Shave my head, for sure.
 
Have you ever sleepwalked?
Not that I know of.

Can you flip your eyelids up?:
I don't wanna try.

Are you double-jointed?:
I don't think so.

Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?:
Maybe a little.

Have you ever thrown up after a rollercoaster ride?:
Nope.

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?:
No, but I ate a piece of cat food once.

Can you pick things up with your toes?:
Yeah.

Did you just try to do it?:
Nu.

How many foreign countries have you visited?:
Zero of them.
 
Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?:
The bathroom would be easier to clean, but I want the kitchen to be clean more, so the kitchen, probably.

Have you ever jammed a puzzle piece into a puzzle to “make it fit”?:
Maybe. I get really emotionally invested in puzzles and they tend to make me angry and cause me to do irrational things.

 
Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?:
I hate blowing my nose.
Lol, dinner tables.

Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?:
Yeah.

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?
I forget.

Have you ever made a semi truck honk?:
YES.
I love doing that.

Would you prefer to go through life with a huge nose or crossed eyes?:
Crossed eyes.

What is your favorite breed of dog?:
Pitbulls.
Hands down.

Have you ever licked the tip of a ballpoint pen?:
I don't remember.

Have you ever eaten frog legs?:
No. I want frogs to be able to keep their legs, thanks.

Your absolute favorite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?
If it was only a little dirty, yeah.

Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?:
Nope.

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?:
I used to do that all the time.

What did you call your baby blanket?:
I didn't have a name for any of my blankets when I was little. I wasn't attached to them. Now,as a teenager, I have a security blanket. It's just "the pokemon blanket."

Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?:
I used to love the sht out of bell bottoms.

Have you ever broken a mirror?:
I don't think so.
 
Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie in the theater?:
Yeah.

Have you ever bathed a dog?:
Yep.

Have you ever used a slingshot?
Yeah. A really crappy one.

Have you ever gotten something stuck up your nose?:
Nnnnnnnnope.